Woah-woah-woah, woah-woah This one goes out to anyone who’s ever been left waitin’ Woah-woah-woah, woah-woah, woah We feel you, woah Woah-woah-woah, woah-woah
I just found the funniest meme with the most adorable dog that I’ve ever seen So I text it to my friends, sayin’, “O-M-G, literally me R-N,” then send Now they’re typin’ somethin’ back, still typin’ somethin’ back I just wanna know what you thought, but all you said was three dots
So I update my laptop (Text still three dots) Watch a couple TikToks (Text still three dots) Play hopscotch with street chalk (Text still three dots) Stitch a cozy for my teapot (Text still three dots)
My girl been writin’ back so long that I been wiggin’ out Like fifteen minutes, man, I wonder what she writin’ ’bout Gotta know what the text is gonna be It’s like little bubbles makin’ fun of me Baby, hit “send” quickly ‘Cause I can’t take these ellipses Every text from you gets me so hot Now all I got is three dots
So I practice my jump shot (Text still three dots) Dance to the beat drop (Text still three dots) Make a plan to win an EGOT (Text still three dots) Watch The Office on Peacock! (Text still three dots)
I appreciate takin’ your time to respond But while you’ve been textin’, we wrote a whole song About waitin’ and waitin’, it’s almost too much You could at least give my last text a thumbs-up
But the text on three dots Gray and bouncy, three dots ‘Bout to yell it from the treetops ‘Cause the text on three dots
Oh, ah Yeah, okay, yeah Nice Text still three dots