The problem’s hiding in a cave across the sea The answer’s easy if you take it logically He’ll never stop us in our struggle to be free There must be… 50 ways to get Bin Laden The President just put a bounty on his head He doesn’t care if he’s alive or if he’s dead We’ll send commandos there to pump him full of lead There must be… 50 ways to get Bin Laden 50 ways to get Bin Laden
You just stab him in the back, Jack Blow up the cave, Dave Step on his veil, Dale Just listen to me Hit him with a bus, Gus Then send in a scud, Bud Just hang him from a tree, Lee So we can stay free
It will not grieve us, here, to see him in such pain We have to stop him ’cause he’s totally insane He’s gonna end up with a bullet in the brain There must be… 50 ways to get Bin Laden He thought the US would give up without a fight But now he’s gonna face the full force of our might We’ll show Osama what is wrong and what is right There must be… 50 ways to get Bin Laden 50 ways to get Bin Laden
You just stab him in the back, Jack Blow up the cave, Dave Step on his veil, Dale Just listen to me Hit him with a bus, Gus Then send in the scud, Bud Just hang him from a tree, Lee So we can stay free You just stab him in the back, Jack Blow up the cave, Dave Step on his veil, Dale Just listen to me Hit him with a bus, Gus Then send in the scud, Bud Just hang him from a tree, Lee So we can stay free