OK yo…. I wake up late every morning Managers calling I’m still yawning Get up wake up hair and make-ups Waiting for you don’t be stalling This performance is important I don’t think I can put my all in Hold on I was drunk last night Now it’s all kicking in and I don’t feel right Gave my number to a breh who wasn’t my type Now my phone’s on silent I’m being polite Now private callers get no love from me Just let me be…
[Chorus:] Oh my gosh my days are getting longer There’s no turning back ’cause I’m working the 9 to 5 To keep my contract did I say 9 I meant 1:30 I’m no early birdy I’m lazy that’s all that I can say So make sure you heard me And there’s no turning back ’cause I’m working a 9 to 5
So you gotta…do…sum…ite… for…channel…u Channel who sorry who I’m altered for snooze Oh! Channel U the ones that made me huge Like Katie Price’s boobs Whoops I’m being rude Where’s my Red Bull and my sandwich I need food I can’t handle this I’m getting pissed like pampers throwing a tantrum “Action” Nah I’d actually rather catch my z’s and count sheep in my sleep Let’s not wake her up she actually looks quite sweet
[Chorus:] Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer And there’s no turning back ’cause I’m working a 9 to 5 To keep my contract did I say that I meant 1:30 I’m no early birdy I’m lazy that’s all that I can say So make sure you heard me I ain’t no early birdy Won’t wake up till 12:30
I couldn’t be bothered to say much ere So oh dear Huh where am I man..? This… ain’t good… what’s going on?!
So my label have changed my image I’m a pink lipstick chick called dipstick This ain’t on my wishlist Oh shit I’m in FHM posing in a bikini Next to a Lamborghini Next stop the theme tune for Tweenies I’m presenting C-beebies [pukes] Have you seen me? Never again, am I drinking lambrini? “It’s alright, Sov it’s a dream… just wake up!”
[Chorus:] Oh my Gosh my days are getting longer And there’s no turning back ’cause I’m working the 9 to 5 To keep my contract did I say that I meant 1:30 I’m no early birdy I’m lazy I’ll say it again To make sure you heard me I ain’t no early birdy Won’t wake up to 12:30 And I can’t be bothered to say much ere So I’ll say it again