Here’s my keys I want you to take them I think I’m going to need you, to get back home Hold on to my hat, I don’t want to lose it I couldn’t stand for something else to be gone I’m sure you know the reason I’m here crying I think you’ll understand why
Tonight I’m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me around her finger I need to get To where I can’t think of her So tonight I’m the designated drinker
I came here to get you to help me I need a friend to see me through I hated to call, I knew you wouldn’t mind at all I know you know I’d do the same for you I’m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows I may hate myself tomorrow
Tonight I’m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me around her finger I need to get To where I can’t think of her So tonight I’m the designated drinker
We need to get to where we can’t think of her So tonight We’re the designated drinkers Woah tonight We’re the designated drinkers