The gospel according to Tony Day The gospel according to Tony Day The gospel according to Tony Day If I find a girl he’ll take her away Rotten Tony!
The gospel according to Brendan O’Lear The gospel according to Brendan O’Lear The gospel according to Brendan O’Lear If I buy him a scotch, he’ll buy me a beer Tight fist, friends
The gospel according to Pat Hewitt The gospel according to Pat Hewitt The gospel according to Pat Hewitt If it’s written on a sweater then I’d better not do it
Got to, got to Your mind, blow it, blow it
The gospel according to Marianne Brent The gospel according to Marianne Brent The gospel according to Marianne Brent She’ll be mine if I pay the rent
Good old Marianne, who needs friends, oh Waste of flipping time, take a look at my life and you’ll see Take a quick, butchers, rotten Harry down the hall Wouldn’t give you tuppence for him