O-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee A-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee A ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo
Pedi-goh Pedi-koh Ann-i tcho-ee-see-na Per-a-ko-ee-say Kar-ra May-a-ta Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Hay-lo Pray-lo Say la do sa ka ho-say Vay-lay ko say-let-a-no Vay-la ka sa la to-shay Va-la ko-lo-tay Ay-o Lay-o Lay-o Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa O-ha o-ha yew Ah-yew Lay la-fan ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Help, I’m a rock! Help, I’m a rock! Help, I’m a rock! Somebody! Help, I’m a rock! Please! Help, I’m a rock! Please! Help, I’m a rock! Please! Help, I’m a rock! Wow! Help, I’m a rock! Wow! Help, I’m a rock! Help, I’m a rock! Somebody helps me
Wow, man, it’s a drag being a rock (Help, I’m a rock) (Help, I’m a rock) (Help, I’m a rock) I wish I was anything but a rock Heck, I’d even like to be a policeman Hey, you know what? You know maybe if I practice, you know Maybe if I pass my driving test I could get a gig drivin’ that bus that pick the freaks up In front of Ben Frank’s, right?
Help, I’m a cop! Help, I’m a cop! Help, I’m a cop! Help, I’m a cop! (Help, I’m a rock) Help, I’m a cop! (Help, I’m a rock)
It’s a drag being a cop I think I’d rather be the mayor
Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it You know, in society, because, You know, it’s a drag when you’re rejected So I tore the cover off a book of matches And I sent in And I got this letter back that said . . .