Sorry to future me I’m going out tonight I’m gonna get drunk as drunk Gonna get really high A hundred stamps on my hand I don’t recall Straight up, double down, bouncing off the walls Sorry to future me The second you wake up You’re gonna hate me You’re still gonna be drunk You won’t remember where you were or what you’ve done But trust me we had a lot of fun and
Oh We were talking to models Poppin’ bottles like we were Jay-Z Oh Have to apologize ahead of time About to get crazy Sorry about that tattoo Sorry about your phone Sorry that you don’t know how you got home Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys Sorry to future me
Hey hey, hey hey So sorry to future me Hey hey, hey hey
Sorry to future me You’re gonna hear about When the liquor kicked in And how you got kicked out You know the things you think are funny at the time Well they ain’t so funny when you see them online
Oh We were talking to models Poppin’ bottles like we were Jay-Z Oh Have to apologize ahead of time About to get crazy Sorry about that tattoo Sorry about your phone Sorry that you don’t know how you got home Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys Sorry to future me
Hey hey, hey hey So sorry to future me Hey hey, hey hey
Gonna have the mystery bruises Don’t know whose them shoes is Kind of morning, what the hell did I do? No Tylenol, no caffeine Won’t help at all with that migraine So sorry had to do this to you
Oh We were talking to models Poppin’ bottles like we were Jay-Z Oh Have to apologize ahead of time About to get crazy Sorry about that tattoo Sorry about your phone Sorry that you don’t know how you got home Sorry that you passed out on the porch, lost your keys Sorry to future me
Hey hey, hey hey So sorry to future me Hey hey, hey hey So sorry to future me Hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey