Christmas day, my friends and me We headed out to a holiday party Something strange it caught our eye A streak of red fell from the sky Had us stopped dead in our tracks An old truck camaro-red and jacked up Oh, and sitting inside Was a man I swear I recognize He said…
Hey y’all, wanna go for a drink I’ve had a night like you wouldn’t believe About time for me to blow off some steam Get out of this red suit and throw on some jeans I swear I been around the world So let’s go do some two step and crank up some love Tonight’s the only night a year I get To be a boondockin’, honky-tonkin’, jolly ol’ redneck
What matters, hey, if I’m telling the truth He seemed a little crazy but he sure looked cute In those boots, his long beard was white as snow And he lit up like a Christmas tree, when we said “Let’s go” We pulled up, we walked right in And every single eye locked on him He said…
Hey y’all, someone pour me a drink I’ve had a night like you wouldn’t believe About time for me to blow off some steam Get out of this red suit and throw on some jeans I swear I been around the world So let’s go do some two step and crank up some love Tonight’s the only night a year I get To be a boondockin’, honky-tonkin’, jolly ol’ redneck
Let’s top one notch Sing anything but another Christmas song Put away the milk, I’m drinking Patrón Be as naughty as you like, I left the list at home
Hey y’all, raise your drink If you found a little somethin’ sitting under your Christmas tree I never would’ve believed I’d be sitting here drinking with old red suit Come on, I know you been around the world So let’s go do some two step and crank up some love This year tonight’s the only night you get To be a boondockin’, honky-tonkin’, boot-stompin’ Beer-chuggin’, party-rockin’, jolly ol’ redneck