I Liked An Instagram Post – Jimmy Fallon (feat. HAIM)
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Today started just like any other day I woke up to my alarm at half past eight I drank a cup of coffee, read the paper, ate a scone Then I turned my attention to my phone And something happened that I cannot undo Something so devastating, I must tellin’ that a-you
I liked an Instagram post From 2012 On somebody’s page That I don’t know super well I can’t believe what I did There’s no coming back from this I’m selling all my stuff And moving to France
I just bought a wig and some shades I packed a bag and brought cash for 80 days I’m getting a fake passport that says I’m from Duluth Gonna get on a plane, now my name is Craig Now my name is Craig (My name is Craig)
I’m gonna kill everyone who knows what I did My name is Craig I’m gonna bury the bodies in a public park My name is Craig I’m gonna work on a dock in the South of France My name is Craig I’m gonna be on the run ’til I die My name is Craig Be on the run ’til I die