Alcoholic Lawyer – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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My hands are shaking My heart’s beating fast I’m sweating through my cheap suit How much longer can it last? I’m an alcoholic lawyer Facing the trial of my life And I need to sober up quickly If I want to make things right Put the bottle down, son There’s an innocent man who needs you Put the bottle down, son There’s nothing left to fear
Wait, what day is it? [laughter] Shit. The trial was last week. And he got the chair? [laughter]
Well, let’s have a few whiskey sours In his memory