If they ask You were with me Friday night And we stayed in it was nice and quiet If they ask Both our phones were dead I didn’t get anyone’s texts
Tell me what to say, yeah You won’t have to worry I can keep a secret I’ll stick to the story
I don’t have a fast car But I’ll go fucking find one If you ever need to get away If someone’s breaking your heart Hold my beer, I’ll fight em If you get one call say my name Anyone can be your best friend at a party But if you dig a hole then I’ll bury the body No questions, I won’t ask why I’ll be your alibi
If you asked I’d pick you up when you’re drunk downtown Or go burn down your ex’s house It’s like that Completely unconditional Even when it’s criminal
Tell me who to hate, yeah You don’t have to worry I don’t have to meet em I believe your story
I don’t have a fast car But I’ll go fucking find one If you ever need to get away If someone’s breaking your heart Hold my beer, I’ll fight em If you get one call say my name Anyone can be your best friend at a party But if you dig a hole then I’ll bury the body No questions, I won’t ask why I’ll be your alibi
If it’s for you it’s not a lie If you’re in trouble, make it mine
I don’t have a fast car But I’ll go fucking find one If you ever need to get away If someone’s breaking your heart Hold my beer, I’ll fight em If you get one call say my name Anyone can be your best friend at a party But if you dig a hole then I’ll bury the body No questions, I won’t ask why I’ll be your alibi