One day I’m gonna say My last “Merry Christmas” Don’t be afraid I heard out in space There are many Christmases among the stars
When I’m gone I’m gonna take my ship To the planet of Boopity Bip They’ve got Christmas there with nobody hungry They all get unlimited bread sticks
Drive my ship to Dippity Dare Their Christmas has affordable healthcare All their pulpits talk about how Jesus held power accountable
I’ll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die I’m gonna fly to All the planets that do Christmas right
I’ll send an Alien Christmas to you
I’ll send an Alien Christmas to you
Somewere I know People feel low But they’re trying to smile for Christmas time I feel it too Someplace it’s true They’ve got a Perfect Christmas for every soul
After Earth I’ll take a warp drive To the planet of Geepity Zie They do Christmas with no prejudices Empathy powers government systems
On my trip to Yoppity Yie They practice a sustainable Yuletide They keep their whole planet healthy Culture follows science
I’ll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die I’m gonna fly to All the planets that do Christmas right