I am a blank page in a notebook Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over To cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts
I am the Total Gym I am the Salad Glove I am the Slap Chop I’m the Forever Lazy I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me
I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid Whose name is most likely Cody He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick That he most likely found in the alley Cody doesn’t have friends And his parents hate each other And he wants to find a better way to love his family And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby’s
I am the camera that watches you When you think you are awake I’m the Jesus fish in the drug traffic van That keeps all their cocaine safe I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings At an all you can eat buffet I’m the Xbox controller of a drone operator today
And I’m a hologram of a tanning booth In a history class from the future I’m the nuclear test Operation Dominic That gave my grandfather cancer
And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death “Hi, how are you? My Name is Trevor” Prepare to die Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever