April Fools – yvngxchris

He said he was busy, he don’t got a lot
So I might just finesse when they send me the drop
Finessed that lil’ nigga then dip to the spot
And asked the lil’ bitch just to give me some top
When I pull out the stick he thought it was a prop
So I showed the lil’ nigga this bitch really pop
And I showed her the blicky, might pull out the mop
But then she got me thinkin’ this nigga a cop (It’s DJ GREN8DE)

Say you down to bang, what you do if I caught you lackin’, nigga?
We’ll never know ’cause I ride with a Glock
Why the fuck is you cappin’ on Twitter?
You said that you really strapped up, nigga, no you are not
And lil’ bitch, I’ma run it up
Give me a decimal, decimal, decimal, bitch, like a dot
And the plug textin’ me just to shop
And I’m textin’ him back, I said, “Bro, what you got?”
He said he was busy, he don’t got a lot
So I might just finesse when they send me the drop
Finessed that lil’ nigga then dip to the spot
And asked the lil’ bitch just to give me some top
Well I pull out the sticky, he thought it was a prop
So I showed the lil’ nigga this bitch really pop
And I showed her the blicky, might pull out the mop
But then she got me thinkin’ this nigga a cop
So you know that I’m dippin’ out
In my pocket that’s racks, it’s a big amount
I can tell she a thot with that dicky mouth
Shorty, can you shut up with that bitchy mouth
Like a tomato, bitch, I’ma pick you out
Can you shut the fuck up? Baby, listen up
I was down bad but I got like two bitches now
And they be kissin’ me
Chris on the top, man, I know they be sick of me
Glock with the stick, it turn him into smithereens
Got two white bitches, they smokin’ on nicotine
Decapitate a pussy in a guillotine
Bitch, do you want a cookie? Don’t mean shit to me
You can’t plug that nigga, say you shittin’ me
COVID-19, that pussy boy he sendin’ me
[*sniff*] Bruh, what’s that fuckin’ smell?
One of y’all niggas shitted and it wasn’t me (I love DJ GREN8DE)
I cannot fuck you, shorty, you too ugly
She said I’m disrespectful, yeah, what’s up with me?
I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, suck a D
Yeah, that’s your bitch but why the fuck she suckin’ me?
White bitch on my dick, she too bad
Racks in the whip, I might fuck up the coupe Jag’
Bro, you a pussy, might call you a cool cat
Step in the party, the ho’s like “Who that?
Murder the pussy, send it to the gulag
Ho’ got depression, shorty, she be too sad
Coronavirus, nigga, better move back
Drunk white bitch, where the fuck is your shoes at?
Bitch, you adopted, nigga, you got two dads
Two twin Glockys posted up with two MAGs
You cannot get a feature, bro, you’re too ass
They be like, “Chris, chill with your cool ass”

Goddamn, I can’t even cap
That nigga Chris is cool as a bitch
That nigga, that nigga’s clearly tee’d
That nigga’s clearly tee’d up