Well, I got the blues, let me tell you I’m crying like an engine roars My baby took the kids, cars, and the dogs She walked out of the door But she left me a few cans from Milwaukee And her old lawn chair I’m gonna sit right here and tip a few back Yeah, it’s a bad day to be a beer
Well, I’m tired of my life Of turning into a country song If the shoe fits and you can’t beat ’em, join ’em Then I guess I can’t go wrong But I’m a little confused I’m not sure where to go from here Yeah, but all I know Is it’s a bad day to be a beer
‘Cause I got my old friend Miller Lite It will help me feel alright tonight With my new best friend named easy chair I’m gonna raise a can in cheer And throw my drinking in fifth gear Yeah, I don’t know much But it’s a bad day to be a beer
I’m a-watching time pass by By doing them twelve ounce curls I don’t know what I’m bitching about I got all I need in the world The only question is Is it a month, a day, or a year? Yeah, but all I know Is it’s a bad damn day to be a beer
‘Cause I got my old friend Miller Lite It will help me feel alright tonight With my new best friend named easy chair Well I’m gonna sit my ass right here And throw my drinking in fifth gear Yeah, I don’t know much But it’s a bad day to be a beer
On the way out she told me Boy, you drink too much But after thinking about it For her I hadn’t drank enough
She drove me to drinking Now I’m just too drunk to drive So I’ll sit right here It’s a bad day to be a beer
‘Case I got my old friend Miller Lite It will help me feel alright tonight With my new best friend named easy chair Well, I’m gonna sit my ass right here And throw my drinking in fifth gear Yeah, I don’t know much But it’s a bad day to be a beer Well, hell I don’t know much But it’s a bad day to be a beer