One Mother to her son: “Son, do as Father did and he could do for you” Two We both think it behove never assumed dear that our gifts to you were ever free We ought not not agree, we know you know very wise that your naivety So, D Order one for me
Don’t come back tonight Without my LSD-25 Should you go change your mind Won’t let you get away this time Straight right after the drug you know you’ll be sorry, oh
Three Don’t cheat your family so girl be good to your parents Oh, yeah Hah
Now, four Should you ever buy a whore no don’t decide just ride a Trojan Who’d use spermicide? Five Let door sure be awry to see your sister’s lowly genitalia dragging things And D, leave it in the pantry
Don’t come back tonight Without my LSD-25 Honey, you know the rules First the drugs then straight to school You get them when you go get it so don’t you fuck it up now
Six Dad’s craving for a fix so you be good to your parents
One Repeat it every one you know it’s true, we always lie to you Two Don’t waste your time in moons, pig out on food, write in your diary Three Tabs for dad and me
Don’t forget to get it I say it works out if you let it Should you go change your mind We won’t let you get away this time Straight home after that drug I know you’ll be sorry, oh