Little town, it’s a quiet village Every day, like the one before Little town full of village people Waking up to say
Yes gawd, work bitch Yes twirl, the house down (boots)
There go the go-go’s with the cakes like always The same old thirsty clientèle Every morning just the same Since the morning that we came To this Brokeback Mountain town
Good morning Belle Good morning Ru Where are you sashaying off to? The book shop I just finished the most wonderful pride festival with glitter and ribbons That’s nice Pit crew Grab my wigs Hurry up girl
She’s serving us “House On The Prairie” realness That Pollyanna pony tail What a crusty shade of blue And that apron is just eew But she really is a basic queen miss Belle
Nu uh, Miss Thang Girl, bye, Felicia No tee no shade Girl boom, girl ba whaa
I need six weaves Just get extensions
There must be more than yas girl get your life
Yaaassss Hi Adam, hi Steve I’ve come to return the book I borrowed Yaaassss Have you got anything new Yas Why thank you this one is perfect It is my favorite, can I keep it YaaaAaaAaaAAAaas Thank you thank you very much Yaaassss Yaaasss Nye Nyeenyye nyeyyeyeyeyeye
I heard she’s got a thing for beasts and gerbils I heard she used to be a male
Golly how’d I end up here? I’m just looking for a beard
But she really is a basic fish Miss Belle
Oh, isn’t this amazing? It’s so grand to be LGBT Here everyone’s embracing And they’re out here fighting for their rights to just be free
Miss boo boo kitty she’s a mess no question I think she’s stuck in Arendelle
Don’t I know you from the gym? I’m just asking for a friend
But she really is a basic fish A bargain busted basic fish She really is a basic fish miss Belle
What up Belle Hey girl You’re lookin’ fly Oh thanks Um just wondering if you wanted to maybe hang out sometime Oh no thanks Leslie We could freeze each other’s bras Like we did when we were little Yea we never did that, but thank you Yeah, I mean you and I didn’t do it But you know, we could I’m busy but thank you No, OK
Right from the moment you walked by Home Depot I nearly almost broke a nail All it takes is one phone call We can get a big U-Haul You can come with me to all my softball games
Look there she goes Isn’t she handsome That hair, buff calves Those Birkenstocks Two cats, two pecs Two solid man buns She’s such a studly, beefy, grizzly top
Sashay Kiki That’s me Dot com The kids are gagging Twirl boots down gay Just jack Look glam Hunty Shanté Yas yas yas yas New power tools GaGa Beyonce Madonna Cher She’s giving body
There must be more than yas girl get your life In thirty seven states you can be my wife
Miss cookie tookie honey, let’s be honest I think I smell a fake Chanel ‘Cause she’s hash tag Team Too Much Trade the basket for clutch ‘Cause she really is a basic fish A bargain busted basic fish She really is a basic fish miss Belle
Hey queen Yes gawd Just twirl The house down Boots them Work
Is you still in the street? For real? Get off the street! Heaven The house down boots them twerk