Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp And she’s probably getting frisky… Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink ‘Cause she can’t shoot whiskey… Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool stick Showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know…
That I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats… I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires… Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
Right now, she’s probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she’s probably saying, “I’m drunk” And he’s a-thinking that he’s gonna get lucky Right now, he’s probably dabbing on Three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo…
Oh, and he don’t know…
That I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires… Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats
I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl ‘Cause the next time that he cheats… Oh, you know it won’t be on me
No… not on me
‘Cause I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires… Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats