Congratulations You have won a prize A one-way ticket On an interstellar ride That sounds amazing Just tell me where to sign Wait, what’s the catch here? This doesn’t seem quite right
Behind each door you’ll find You get nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time No matter what you say or do Your fate is sealed You end up with nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time
So what you’re saying is The deck’s been stacked this whole damn time The prize is living But we don’t get out alive Is it too late to, Completely change my mind? Fuck it, let’s get crazy Yes, this suits me just fine
Ah, fuck it Let’s get crazy
Behind each door you’ll find You get nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time No matter what you say or do Your fate is sealed You end up with nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time Better luck next time
If it’s true, we are all doomed, and This is futile, we all lose, may I suggest another path to choose One where we embrace that we’re screwed
Behind each door you’ll find You get nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time No matter what you say or do Your fate is sealed You end up with nothing, nothing Thanks for playing Better luck next time Better luck next time