Books – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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He’s not. Leave him alone. Get the fucking lights off of him. He seems like a decent man. [laughter] Sorry.
I am gonna read a book Read a book, read a book Gonna be a better man Better man than I am So I go to Amazon Amazon dot com And I buy a dozen books Lots of books, smart books They will ship them right away Right away, in a day And I have Amazon Prime So it doesn’t cost a dime So I look at my new book Take a look at my book Right away I tune out Don’t like reading, get distracted So I turn on my TV TV good, reading bad And I watch Property Brothers For 11 fucking hours