I’m going to San Bernardino ring-a-ding-ding Milkshake mixers that’s my thing now These guys bought a heap of my stuff And I gotta see a good thing sure enough now
Oh my name is not Crock, that’s Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelled that way now It’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style… Boom! like that
Folks line up all down the street Now I am seeing this girl devour her meat now And then I get it Wham! as clear as day My pulse begins to hammer then I hear a voice say:
These boys have got this down ought to be one of these in every town These boys have got the touch It’s clean as a whistle and it don’t cost much Wham! Bam! You don’t wait long, shake, fries, patty you’re gone How about that friendly name, heck, every little thing ought to stay the same
Or my name is not Crock, that’s Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelled that way now It’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Oh it’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style… Boom! like that
You gentlemen ought to expand You’re gonna need a helping hand now So gentlemen well what about me? We’ll make a little business history now
Oh my name’s not Crock, you can call me Ray Like crocodile but not spelled that way now It’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style… Boom! like that
Well we build it up and I buy ’em out But man they made me grind it out now They open up a new place flippin meat So I do too, right across the street
I got the name but I need the town, sell em’ in the end and it all shuts down Sometimes you gotta be an S.O.B. you wanna make a dream reality Competition sent em south, if they’re gonna drown put a hose in their mouth Do not pass “Go”, go straight to hell I smell that meat hook smell
Oh my name is not Crock, that’s Kroc with a K Like crocodile but not spelled that way now Ohh it’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Dog eat dog, rat eat rat now Ohh it’s dog eat dog, rat eat rat Kroc style… Boom! like that