Hey! Do you know what you are? You’re an asshole! An ASSHOLE!
Some of you might not agree ‘Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole? Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole too? Whatcha gonna do, ’cause you’re an asshole
Maybe you think you’re a lonely guy Maybe you think you’re too tough to cry So you went to The Grape, Just to give it a try
And Dagmar Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life Was his name… One Two Three Four! The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his Pancake make-up And yet he was a beautiful lady Nearly drove you insane Let’s talk about Leather: LEATHERRRRRR And so you kissed a little sailor