This here’s a jam for all the fellas Trying to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down ’cause ya over-zealous Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty Go to a party Girls are scantily clad and showing body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you’re standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day’s function High class luncheon Food is served, and you’re stone-cold munching Music comes on people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking Guys start gawking Sits down next to you and starts talking Says she wants to dance ’cause she likes to groove So come on fatso and just bust a move
Just bust a move
You’re on a mission and you’re wishing Someone could cure your lonely condition Looking for love in all the wrong places No fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration First inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation But every dark tunnel has a light of hope So don’t hang yourself with a celibate rope
Now movie’s showing, So you’re going Could care less about the five you’re blowing Theater gets dark just to start the show Then ya spot a fine woman sitting in your row
She’s dressed in yellow, She says “Hello. Come sit next to me you fine fellow.” You run over there without a second to lose And what comes next, hey bust a move
If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it (Just bust a move) If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it
In this city Ladies look pretty Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty Tell a funny joke just to get some play Then you try to make a move and she says, “No way.”
Girls are faking Goodness saking They want a man who brings home the bacon Got no money and you got no car Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, Materialistic Looking for a man makes them opportunistic They’re lying on a beach perpetrating a tan So that a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you’re strolling Real high rolling Everything you have is yours and not stolen A girl runs up with something to prove So don’t just stand there, bust a move
If you want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it (Just bust a move) If you want it, you got it You want it, baby, you got it (break it down for me fellas)
Your best friend Harry Has a brother Larry In five days from now he’s gonna marry He’s hoping you can make it there if you can ‘Cause in the ceremony you’ll be the best man
You say, “Neat-o,” Check your libido And roll to the church in your new tuxedo The bride walks down just to start the wedding And there’s one more girl you won’t be getting
So you start thinking Then you start blinking A bridesmaid looks and thinks that you’re winking She thinks you’re kinda cute so she winks back And now you’re feeling really firm ’cause the girl is stacked
Reception’s jumping Bass is pumping Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping Says she wanna dance to a different groove Now you know what to do G bust a move
If you want it, you got it If you want it, baby, you got it (Just bust a move) If you want it, you got it You want it, baby you got it (Move it, boy)