[includes a quote from Daddy, Daddy, Daddy which includes a quote from Tell Me You Love Me]
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster They will give him their hearts
[Howard:] Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge… you voluptuous New York City slit… Why didn’t you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but… Now that I see you… I would have helped… I didn’t know you were so obviously… PREGNANT…
I’ve got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah…
Girls from all over the world Flock to write my name on the toilet walls Of the Whisky A-Go-Go For I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik Me Bwana Dik Yo! Me Bwana Dik Say!
My dick is a monster Give me your heart
[Chorus:] Bwana Dik is a legend Enormous thou art
[Howard:] My dick is a Harley You kick it to start
[Chorus:] Bwana Dik speaks The heavens will part
[Howard:] My dick is a dagger I’ll force it to fit My dick is a reamer, baby To scream up your slit