As I walk along this road paved with human kindness I can never forget the price you’ve paid I’m an actor on a role an artificial virus I’m your daddy I’m your disgrace
I say kid just move along we don’t want it – don’t need it Your politics just breed despair I salute an empty flag of ancient tribalism And trust me nobody cares
For I am your candidate I am bloody lips and makeup I’m your caliphate Opioids and mutilation A celebrity And my name is competition I’ve come to bear your pain And I can make it go away, I’ll make it go away, I’ll make it go away
Believers dupes and clowns I want you all to gather ’round To glorify ignorance and fear I dispense misinformation To a post-truth generation My darlings don’t shed a tear
For I am your candidate I am bloody lips and makeup I’m your caliphate Opioids and revelation An hermaphrodite In restrooms and service stations I truly feel your pain And I can make it go away, I’ll make it go away, I’ll make it go away