Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?
This is for the freaks and for my magicians Booty clap and lap dancing technicians Dance parties in the name of Great Britain And American girls who love the Detroit Pistons Like Dennis Rodman, I got a rod, man (awww yeah!) Long wong-dong in a soft hand And a pink palm pink schlong, let’s all dance! From England to Stockholm I’m wearing a cape just like a poncho I got a cutie and I’m making a beat on her booty Like I was at Bonnaroo beating upon a bongo
I got a bottle of Martinelli’s and dumping it all over anybody that’s kicking it in the Grotto And the neighbours keep tripping, I’m like “I’m in a castle”, Fuck your condo!
Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea
Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?
You like to party, I am a partier You like to wander, I am a wanderer Your thighs are the closet to Narnia Is it cool if I go and get lost in that?
I’m the lion, the witch in the wardrobe Massage my lap, I have a sore bone Of course cold on the dance floor Like an Eskimo’s toes in the North Pole With both toes poking out of two holes In the Eskimo socks, I’m hot Like a cauldron from a warlock Wearing sweatpants in a sauna Who’s your father? I’m not
I’m motherfuckin’ Raven Bowie and here’s my cock Rooster, Cock-a-doodle-doo sir Take a hit of the hookah, now make it drop
Girl’s booty was bigger than the stomach of Rick Ross’ Holy mother mountain of tender tendon to get lost in Bounce, bounce, that castle booty, that bottom Make it wobble, wobbly-waddle ’til my third leg has to hobble
You don’t want to look back on this night And think I should have been freaking on a booty Freak-freaking on a booty
Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?
This might be the best night that we have ever had That-that we have ever had That-that we have ever had That-that we have ever had together Eh, motherfucking, eh
Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of a party In the night, in the middle of a party? Have you ever killed a coyote in the middle of the night In the middle of a party? Brought it home and threw it on the carpet Said, ‘I killed a coyote, I’m starving.’ Who wants to eat a coyote? Who wants to eat a coyote? Who wants to eat a coyote?
Grab your bagpipe, I grab my flute Cause drunk King John is still in the loo Get onto the pole in a birthday suit, our suit Where MJ is King, and Prince is prince And Raven has ruled ever since
Unicorns and wizard sleeves Hammer pants and make believe Pirate ships sailing off to sea Will you come party with me in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle, in my castle?