– I’m making hating food an art – This is Alan – What is this? – This is beautiful cheese, it’s creamy. Try it. Just let it melt. Then you try it with a, ah… – Tastes like the animal – This is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven – I’m making hating food an art. No one hates food like me – This is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven, this is heaven