Cool Guy 1 – Adam Sandler

[SEAN:] Ooh baby, you looking good.

[GIRL:] Thanks sean.

[SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.

[GIRL:] I think you’re nice too, sean.

[SEAN:] Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you. [taking off her clothes]– Ohh, so fine so right.

[GIRL:] Oh sean, you’re so silly.

[SEAN:] What’s going on with these little silk panties, baby? Slowly, slide them to the ground. [taking down her panties] (Gasps) yeah, baby yeah. That’s what I’m talking about.

[GIRL:] It’s my turn sean. Let me take down your pants. [begins to unzip his pants]

[SEAN:] Is that what you want to do baby? Why don’t you put those soft sweet hands on my Jimmi-jamma.

[GIRL:] …On your what?

[SEAN:] On my– on my manhood,… baby.

[GIRL:] No wait a minute did you say “Jimmer Jammer” before?

[SEAN:] Well I– I guess I did, I–

[GIRL:] [beginning to gather all her clothes] I got to go.

[SEAN:] No, no, you sure about this, baby?!

[GIRL:] Yeah, later King Jimmer Jammer. [leaves]

[SEAN:] Yeah, Cause I’ll… Cause I’ll call you. Damn!!! Walking out all naked and shit.

[THE END]