Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens

Yuppie Gloup

Your Own Worst Enemy Critic

You Won’t Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)

You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity

Woodchuck

Who Am I???1

When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse

Welcome To Castle Irwell

Waste

Ungrateful Son

Unassimilated Normie

Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party

Thoughts On Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media

Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber

Thomas Saunders Gang Chant

This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter)

There All Is Aching

The Yolk That Fell Out

The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock

The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora

The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing

The Best

Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It’s Final Few Drips

Song For A Guilty Sadist

Self(Ish)

Roll-On Deoderant

Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

Pr8y Boi

Pope Alexander

Poo

Only Everyone Can Judge Me

Obsessive Muso With No Friends

Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo)

Notches

Nostril Tampon

Mushroomz

Memento Mori

Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)

Love

Little Creepy

Life Is Life And That’s So Deep

Leech Boy

Late Night People Watching

Just A Worm

Just A Snail

JK

It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either

It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen)

If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up

I’m A Cliché

I’ll Have Something In A Bit

I’ll Have Some In A Bit

I Think I’m Dying And I’m Doing Nothing About It

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. VII: Merry Sage Of Perspective

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. V: Yellow Donut Doggo

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. IV: Just Potatoes

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. III: The Bards Mard

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. II: Stretch Armstonk

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. I: Bicker Man

I Am Shit

I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me

I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards

Hikikomori

Hate

Harvey Milk Shit On The Table

Goku Is Cool

GB Eating GB Whilst Listening To GB

Fuck You James

Fuck You Dan

Forlorn Leghorn

Flower in Hand

Falling Down A Hole

Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2

Ego Is a Phoenix

Egg And Spoon

Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole

Doubt

Don’t Forget To Like Share And Subscribe

Do You Have Ppe For Self-Esteem?

Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith

Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten

Deep Down I’m American Werewolf

Crywank Are Posers

Cringey Wincer

Corduroy

Colm Hindsight

Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!

Chomsky-Honk

Cat Food

Care Not For Your Clubnights

Boosep

Blur

Blood

Blink

Baby Self-Absorbed

Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique

An Intimate Message

An Academics Lament On Barbie

All Of My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than A Minute

A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned

A Phony In A World Of Holden Caulfields

A Fart At Night Resets The Balance

A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights

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(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)

“Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?”