Crywank Lyrics


Zains, Cam4, Wah Wah And Sirens
Yuppie Gloup
Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
You Won’t Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
You Couldn’t Teach Me Integrity
Who Am I???1
When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse
Welcome To Castle Irwell
Ungrateful Son
Unassimilated Normie
Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party
Thoughts On Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media
Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter)
There All Is Aching
The Yolk That Fell Out
The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock
The Poured Boy Of Kutná Hora
The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
The Best
Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It’s Final Few Drips
Song For A Guilty Sadist
Roll-On Deoderant
Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Pr8y Boi
Pope Alexander
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Obsessive Muso With No Friends
Now I’m Sad (Boo Hoo)
Nostril Tampon
Memento Mori
Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
Little Creepy
Life Is Life And That’s So Deep
Leech Boy
Late Night People Watching
Just A Worm
Just A Snail
It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either
It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen)
If I Were You I’d Be Throwing Up
I’m A Cliché
I’ll Have Something In A Bit
I’ll Have Some In A Bit
I Think I’m Dying And I’m Doing Nothing About It
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. VII: Merry Sage Of Perspective
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. V: Yellow Donut Doggo
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. IV: Just Potatoes
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. III: The Bards Mard
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. II: Stretch Armstonk
I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me, Pt. I: Bicker Man
I Am Shit
I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me
I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards
Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
Goku Is Cool
GB Eating GB Whilst Listening To GB
Fuck You James
Fuck You Dan
Forlorn Leghorn
Flower in Hand
Falling Down A Hole
Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
Ego Is a Phoenix
Egg And Spoon
Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
Don’t Forget To Like Share And Subscribe
Do You Have Ppe For Self-Esteem?
Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith
Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten
Deep Down I’m American Werewolf
Crywank Are Posers
Cringey Wincer
Colm Hindsight
Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!
Cat Food
Care Not For Your Clubnights
Baby Self-Absorbed
Anti-Capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique
An Intimate Message
An Academics Lament On Barbie
All Of My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than A Minute
A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
A Phony In A World Of Holden Caulfields
A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights
(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)
“Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings?”
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