Davey’s Song – Adam Sandler (from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack)
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[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:] He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!
[Police:] What?
[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:] He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl
[Davey:] Oh, boy
I’m the kinda guy that can’t stand the holiday So I drink them all away That’s me
I don’t decorate no trees And I won’t eat no potato lakees But I’ll give this old ladies melons a squeeze That’s just who I am
Well, I’ll never spin a dreidel But I’ll always throw an egg And I’ll charliehorse your leg- for laughs While you’re singing your holiday tune I’m acting like the town Bafoon Whipping out my big white scary moon And blowing a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute To me they’re just something to shoot I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well, I’m a snowmobile stealing No ’tis the season’ feeling Kind of guy (kind of guy)
This time of year sucks So I take my numchucks And make sure every snowman dies
Believeing in Santa’s all wrong And Chaunaka’s eight days too long I hate love, I hate you, I hate me I hate love, I hate you, I hate me