Debbie’s got a boyfriend and they go to different schools He’s in a band, and she’s all black, they think that they’re all cool He sees her every weekend and she calls him every night They sit and watch TV all day, they fuck and then they fight
It’s so ridiculous, whoa Why does he stick around? It’s so ridiculous, whoa If there’s one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, beautiful or bland Every girl needs someone who might want to hold her hand Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich Everybody’s something but Debbie’s just a bitch
She says “Hey, John, where was he so many nights ago?” I’m like “What am I? His mother? Fuck you, I don’t know” Debbie says she loves him and one day he will propose Debbie says “I’ll suck your dick” and that’s all he needs to know
It’s so ridiculous, whoa Why does he stick around? It’s so ridiculous, whoa If there’s one thing that I found, whoa
Every girl needs something, hideous or cute Some girls are romantics, too much more they can kill Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich Everybody’s something but Debbie’s just a bitch
Debbie’s just a bitch Debbie’s just a bitch Debbie’s just a bitch Debbie’s just a whoa
Everybody’s something, beautiful or bland Some girls are just what you wanna hold out to your hand Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich Everybody’s something but Debbie’s just a bitch