Here’s my keys I want you to take them I think I’m gonna need you, to get back home Hold on to my hat, I dont want to loose it I couldnt stand for something else to be gone I’m sure you know the reason I’m here cryin I think you’ll understand why
Tonight I’m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me ’round her finger I need to get To where I can’t think of her So, tonight I’m the designated drinker
I came here, to get you to help me I need a friend, to see me through I hated to call, I knew you wouldn’t mind at all I know you know I ‘d do the same for you I’m not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows I may hate myself tomorrow
But Tonight I’m the designated drinker I just lost The one who wrapped me ’round her finger I need to get To where I can’t think of her So, tonight I’m the designated drinker
We need to get To where we can’t think of her So, tonight We’re the designated drinkers