I never lost my self control Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul Waterboarded in a wallet dry Now I’m sleeping in the street On the curb kick up my feet Thing that came from up on high The thing from Jupiler gets kicks Doin’ the Mambo #6 The thing from Jupiler gets kicks Mambo #6
A little bit of Tito by myself A little bit of Hendrick all alone A little bit of Evan til I’m too Smashed to drive home
Used to function at 4G After 700 hours free I’m an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can’t read I drink a whiskey drink I drink a vodka drink
I sing the songs That remind me of The bad times Cause everything Reminds me of the Bad times
Baby used to function at 4G After 700 hours free I’m an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can’t read
Messages are piling up And the dial-up is down
I used to function at 4G After 700 hours free I’m an AOL free trial CD Scratched up, can’t read
Messages are piling up And the dial-up is down
Dale a tu cuerpo Alegría Macarena Dale a tu cuerpo Alegría Macarena
Messages are piling up And the dial-up is down And I left my Limewire running To get Mellencamp’s Small Town