I’m well known and it’s a guarantee I sell the best weed in my community I got a better product than Apple Mac People queue at my door for my Afghan black Got a bad ass car from selling jazz The best clothes on the market keeping me raz How am I supposed to survive I sell draw for a living as my nine to five
I got my kids up fucking private school as well man Do you know how much weed I got to sell to send one of them to school Like like you know posh school
Don’t legalise the draw What the fuck you wanna go do that for Don’t legalise the weed Don’t you know I got fucking mouths to feed
I got Cush purple haze and sour OG Don’t legalise it don’t be so carefree The grass ain’t always greener you need to know the facts The government will hit you with a massive super tax If they sell it in the shops you’ll have to buy it by the gram No more fucking ounces this ain’t fucking Amsterdam People shuffling round the country’s off its tits And my short term memory is shot to bits
I don’t want it to be legalised You shouldn’t want it to be legalised either Well you might want to but…
Don’t legalise the draw What the fuck you wanna go do that for Don’t legalise the weed Don’t you know I got fucking mouths to feed
Don’t legalise it it’s not alright For a start I won’t have a reason to sit round Carl’s all night If they sell it in the shops like a shit Starbucks Where’s the danger no one gives two fucks Don’t believe the hype there’s something I like About knowing I’ve hidden two grams in the frame of my bike When I’m riding across the city If they sell it in the Spar it just feels bait shitty I’ll have a ten bag please yeah bro I feel ya Won’t be the same from a drive-thru dealer It’s inevitable just a matter of time Smoking weed will be like the brand new tasting wine Posh people comparing it like it’s a coffee roast My dealers out of a job if you can buy it in the post He’s a gent a scholar and an expert poster Who else could make a spliff from a Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster My dealer made a spliff from a Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster Bob Marley poster My dealer made a spliff from a Bob Marley poster
Don’t legalise the draw What the fuck you wanna go do that for Don’t legalise the weed Don’t you know I got fucking mouths to feed
When you buy my draw you don’t know what your buying I told you it was Cush but you probably knew I was lying This one’s loads with DHC To be honest it came off my nan’s bonsai tree Got soapbar coming in from my suppliers It’s fucking lush when you smoke it it tastes like tires And to all those politicians I hope legalising weed isn’t in your plans
If they legalise it who will buy my weed Don’t do it yo I got kids to feed I’m selling draw and saving for my pension And it’s payed for a loft conversion and extension It’s taken years to learn my trade Didn’t pass any exams but I got the grade So I won’t get paid so with you I plead Don’t sign the petition don’t legalise weed
Don’t legalise the draw What the fuck you wanna go do that for Don’t legalise the weed Don’t you know I got fucking mouths to feed
Draw I supplies it to my mates and they buys it So don’t legalise it or I’ll have to get a job down Tesco Stacking shelves
I bet it will go the craft beer sort of way With like men with beards and weird moustaches selling it