eBay – Weird Al YankovicBy A used pink bathrobeA rare mint snowglobeA Smurf TV trayI bought on eBayMy house is filled with this crapShows up in bubble wrapMost every dayWhat I bought on eBayTell me why I need another pet rockTell me why I got that Alf alarm clockTell me why I bid on Shatner’s old toupeeThey had it on eBayI’ll buy your knick-knackJust check my feedback“A++!” they all sayThey love me on eBayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bagGonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tagFrom some guy, I’ve never met, in NorwayFound him on eBayI am the type who is liable to snipe youWith two seconds left to goGot PayPal or VisaWhat ever’ll please yaAs long as I’ve got the doughI’ll buy your tchotchkesSell me your watch, pleaseI’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy)I’m highest bidder nowJunk keeps arriving in the mailFrom that worldwide garage saleA Dukes Of Hazzard ashtrayHey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtrayI bought it on eBayWanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchboxWanna buy a case of vintage tube socksWanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, used by Dr. DreFound it on eBayWanna buy that Farrah Fawcett posterPez dispensers and a toasterDon’t know whyThe kind of stuff you’d throw awayThe way I doI’ll buy on eBayWhat I bought on eBay www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20