Ed Sheeran’s A Dick – Alec Chambers

Ed Sheeran’s a dick
He wrote a new love song my girl loves
She’s calling it quits
She said I’m not in touch with my feelings
The way that he is
The way he strums that little guitar
And says cringey shit
But, I gotta admit
Mmm, it’s in my head like
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick

Not everything you hearin’ is a fairytale
Not every glass slipper
Has a prince who cares
Dragged me to his show at Madison square garden
Ed started playing
Had the whole place sobbing

Shivers down your spine
Screaming those words
And it’s causing a divide
So I made this tune to say

Ed Sheeran’s a dick
He wrote a new love song my girl loves
She’s calling it quits
She said I’m not in touch with my feelings
The way that he is
The way he strums that little guitar
And says cringey shit
But, I gotta admit
Mmm, it’s in my head like
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick

You told me I should treat you like a queen
I gave you everything but crumpets & the tea
You wanna runaway to London
Cause you think you’ll find him
Even if you did
It wouldn’t fix your problems

Shivers down your spine
Screaming those words
And it’s causing a divide
So I made this tune to say

Ed Sheeran’s a dick
He wrote a new love song my girl loves
She’s calling it quits
She said I’m not in touch with my feelings
The way that he is
The way he strums that little guitar
And says cringed shit
But, I gotta admit
Mmm, it’s in my head like
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Ed Sheeran’s a dick…

I’m just playin Ed, you know I love you