Eggshells – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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Okay, this is for the people who either live together or have been married for awhile. Okay? This is for you.
You’re giving me a strange look In the mirror As I brush my teeth [laughter] I don’t know What I could have done wrong ‘Cause I literally just woke up [laughter] Maybe you had a dream That I cheated on you [laughter] Or you remember something mean I said Like two fucking years ago [laughter] All I know is that all day long It’s gonna be weird [laughter] (Eggshells) Why the hell is she walking past me Without talking? (Eggshells) I told her her hair looked good And that somehow made things worse (Eggshells) When she picks up the phone She uses a nice voice But when she hangs up It’s back to fucking monotone [laughter] (Eggshells) I see you’re reading a book In the kitchen But she hasn’t turned a page In 45 fucking minutes [laughter] (Eggshells) Then I realize I said yesterday I’d start going on walks with her But I didn’t say it With enough enthusiasm