Do you think Everything, everyone, is going mental? It seems to me we’re spiralling outta control and it’s inevitable Now don’t you think This time is yours, this time is mine? It’s temperamental It seems to me, we’re on all fours Crawling on our knees, someone help us, please
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a flat, I know I can’t afford it It’s just the bureaucrats who won’t give me a mortgage It’s very funny ’cause I got your fucking money And I’m never gonna get it just ’cause of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I mustn’t grumble I suppose it’s just the way the cookie crumbles
Oh, yes, I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life
Don’t you want something else Something new, than what we’ve got here? And don’t you feel it’s all the same Some sick game, and it’s so insincere? I wish I could change the ways of the world Make it a nice place Until that day, I guess we stay Doing what we do, screwing who we screw
Why can’t I sleep at night? Don’t say “It’s gonna be alright” I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese And not feel bad about it for days and days and days In the magazines, they talk about weight loss If I buy those jeans, I can look like Kate Moss I know it’s not the life that I chose But I guess that’s the way that things go
Oh, yes, I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life Oh, yes, I’m fine Everything’s just wonderful I’m having the time of my life Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No, not slightly I wanna get a flat, I know I can’t afford it It’s just the bureaucrats who won’t give me a mortgage It’s very funny ’cause I got your fucking money And I’m never gonna get it just ’cause of my bad credit Oh well, I guess I mustn’t grumble I suppose it’s just the way the cookie crumbles
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba But I guess it’s just the way that things go Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I suppose it’s just the way the cookie crumbles Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba But I guess it’s just the way that things go Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba I suppose it’s just the way the cookie crumbles Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba