Hallowed by thy dung – A fecal tour of fortune Sifting through mysteries of brown delight Predicting future guided by excrements Shallow by thy dung – The truth lies within rectum Bowing down to the porcelain god I am anxiously fishing for more predictions
Excremental veracity – We shall bow down to turd almighty
Oh holy crap – Once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess – The whole wheat shaman of death
Show me the light, from true vision I am bereft An organic puzzle of methane to behold at last To behold full breath
Now comes the fever, a true believer – Epiphany through solid waste Through holy feces, a true reliever – Epiphany from this septic tank
Excremental veracity – We shall bow down to turd almighty
Oh holy crap – Once from the pooper now shall be heard This pungent mess – The whole wheat shaman of death
I gain wisdom from every turd My fecal visions shall forever be heard