Farley – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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All right, guys, gonna do this one. This is a very special song. I hope you like it. It means a lot to us. Here we go. [cheering]
The first time I saw him he was sweeter than shit Plaid jacket and belt too tight He wasn’t even doing a bit Then he cartwheeled around the room And slow danced with the cleaning lady He was a one man party You know I’m talking about I’m talking about my friend Chris Farley
On a Saturday night my man would always deliver Whether he was the bumblebee girl Or living in a van down by the river He loved the Bears and he could dance That Chippendales with Swayze When they replaced his coffee with Folgers He went fuckin’ crazy The sexiest gap girl Without him there’d be no lunch lady In lunch lady land
Oh, I’m thinking about I’m thinking about my boy Chris Farley
After a show he’d drink a quarter Jack Daniels And stick the bottle up his ass But, hangover as hell That catholic boy would still show up to morning mass We tell him “Slow down, you’ll end up like Belushi and Candy” He said ‘Those guys are my heroes, that’s all fine and dandy”
I ain’t making that shit up That’s the truth about my friend Chris Farley
I saw him in the office crying with his headphones on Listening to a KC And The Sunshine Band song I said “Buddy, how the hell is that making you so sad” Then he laughed and said “Justthinkin1 about my dad”
The last big hang we had was at Timmy Meadows wedding party We laughed our balls off all nightlong, all because of Farley But a few months later the party came to an end We flew out to Madison to bury our friend Nothing was harder than saying goodbye Except watching Chris’ father have his turn to cry
Hey buddy, life’s moved on but you still bring us so much joy Make my kids laugh with your Youtube clips or Tommy Boy And when they ask me who’s the funniest guy I ever knew I tell hands down without a doubt it’s you
Yeah, I miss hanging out watching you trying to get laid But most of all I miss watching you fuck with Spade You ‘re a legend like you wanted But I wish you were still here with me And we would get on to shoot Grown Ups 3
Yeah, life ain’t the same without you boy And that’s why I’m singing about I’m singing about my friend Chris Farley And if you make enough noise Maybe he’ll hear us Give it up for the great Chris Farley
By far the funniest fucking guy of all time, the Farls, man. Yeah, baby, so thank you. I couldn’t wait to sing that to you guys, and I knew it would be special here. And thank you. [cheers and applause] He was the best. He was the best.