Flambay – Frank ZappaBy He used to be very kind…(In his own crude way)He wasn’t always like I wanted him to be!He wasn’t smartHe wasn’t handsome eitherBut he thrilled meWhen he drilled meAnd I’ve never loved a monster quite like HE…Because hisLoveWas so‘FLAM-BAY’!His kisses burned me soHis kisses turned meFrom a QueenOn a throneTo a SHRIVELLING STOOL!Here I stand,All alone:A SPIDER’S FOOL!(When it’s ME he needsTo fondle his tool!)I guess someBugsAre justTHAT WAY!He don’t really need your loveHe don’t really NEED you…To be thereWhen his hairGets matted and gray,With a broomCleaning his room,From the mess he made that dayOut of earthling armsHe nibbled away!Oh HUNCHENTOOT, my loveHow could you desert me now?Oh, HUNCHENTOOT you brute!Can’t you see I WANT youStay with me!FLAGRANTLY!And we’ll have ECSTASYFor ALL ETERNITY!Because yourLoveIs so‘FLAM-BAY’You kisses burn me so!Your kisses turn meFrom a QueenOn a throneTo a SHRIVELLING STOOL!I don’t mindIf you’re unkind, ’causeSPIDERS RULE!Yes, YOU’RE ALL REAL COOL,With those little WEBS you SPOOL,And all your ‘SPIDER DROOL’… Oh!Let me float in your pool! www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20