Far away from home, looking out at the stars We found a dead giraffe, floating right by Mars A strange creature he was with his big sad eyes How’d he wind up here? What a long-necked surprise!
Suddenly a giraffe! Suddenly a giraffe! (Giraffe!) Everybody come look, everybody come laugh! (Giraffe!)
We carried him in, we sang a somber song There was talk of death, and if we had gone wrong… So far in space, we’d been through a lot Should we turn back now? Has it all been for naught?
Fuck it! Goblins forever! Friendship is the only option! Let’s eat our new giraffe!