[Jack Maynard:] OK, here we go again I’m stuck here with the friend I wouldn’t really mind But she looks like my Uncle Ben
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin ‘Cause she got way more hair Than I do growing on a chin
This ain’t the army where the bombs be In her teeth she got salami, maybe broccoli I’mma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie Look like she been hit by Rocky, Girl, I’m sorry but—oh, my God.
She just whispered in my ear “I think you’re hot.” I should whisper in her ear “I think you’re not.” She said, “Let’s call a cab” I’d rather call the cops Honestly, I’d rather make out with a dog (Ew)
Girl, I don’t wanna be no hero Like Superman saving people No, I don’t wanna meet your parents Even if it’s Robert De Niro But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle I got you homie, it is not a problem
[Conor Maynard:] Oh, ’cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need I know I’m asking a lot But mine’s so hot I need this favour I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I’m asking a lot But mine’s so hot I need this favour I need you to jump on this grenade
[Jack Maynard:] Can someone save me? Can someone help me? This girl gon’ need more than a filter to take a selfie Guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn’t tell me And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain’t healthy (I mean that is literally incest)
But mama didn’t raise a quitter So I guess I’m getting with her Close my eyes, about to kiss her (Eughhhhhhh… “I can’t do it, man. I’m sorry!”)
[Conor Maynard:] Oh, ’cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need I know I’m asking a lot But mine’s so hot I need this favour I need you to jump on this grenade
I know I’m asking a lot But mine’s so hot I need this favour I need you to jump on this grenade
So please don’t go ‘Cause I can’t do this alone Well, I could, but I won’t ‘Cause that threesome would be gross
Oh, please don’t go ‘Cause I can’t do this alone It don’t have to last too long Just enough for me to cum
Oh, ’cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me (oh, I gotta, baby) Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need (stay strong for me) I know I’m asking a lot (a lot) But mine’s so hot (so hot) I need this favour I need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade
Can you jump on? Can you jump on?
I know I’m asking a lot But mine’s so hot I need this favour I need you to jump on this grenade