Grow Old With You – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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Okay, you guys, I’m gonna sing you this song right now. This is the kind of a sweet song. I sing it to my wife, because she let’s me talk about so many things in front of you people. [laughs] And she doesn’t even get mad at me. She’s pretty damn cool. So here we go.
I met you 20 years ago And we talked all night You drank me under the table Yeah, it was love at first sight I knew right then and there I’d grow old with you [cheers and applause] I said I’d tell you jokes Whenever you are sad Make you a mom if you made me a dad Oh, it’s been so much fun Growing old with you Oh, oh [cheering] I love you Foot rub you Tell you you’re the only one I’m thinking of Make big decisions with you Try new positions with you [laughs] Even sit and watch Fucking Eat Pray Love [laughter] Two times in a row [laughter] Now when I’m on a diet You take away my potatoes Say, “Fuck all those guys” After reading Rotten Tomatoes I hope they all die miserable deaths As I grow old with you [cheering] You scold me You hold me Look the other way When I dress like a pimp You cry to me You lie to me But only when you tell me That the dick looks big [laughter][laughs] Now, we don’t need a big house We don’t need any money All we need is you and me And Sadie and Sunny I got everything I want Growing old with you
And this goes for all of you guys here tonight.
([man:] Yeah!)
[Cheering]
Thanks for growing old with… Me
All right, you all, thank you so much. Respect! Rock and roll. I love you too. Let’s do it again sometime. Thank you. Thank you.
Well, folks, I’ve been given the light and I must go. But thank you very much.