Hey, Hey, We’re The Monks – Weird Al Yankovic

Ave ave ave ave
Doo-wop
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

Welcome to our abbey
The best in the domain
The order of our Father
Of perpetual refrain

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!…

Come in if you are weary
There’s food if you would dine
Plus thirty-one varieties
Of sacramental wine

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum

I’m the smart one
Aah, Halleju!
I’m the cute one
Aah, Boopsedoo!
I’m the shy one
Aah, peekaboo!
And I’m the bad boy
But not so bad because I’m a monk

Bless you, children
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip yip ye doo
Doo doo doo da doo
Yip yip

We’ll fetch the holy water
And holy soap as well
Cause holy guacamole
That one reeks to holy hell

And we’re the monks…
Hey, hey, we’re the monks!
Hey, hey, we’re the…
Finger-boppin’
Never-stoppin’
Humble-with-a-cherry-toppin’
Monks!
…Jazz hands!
(Yeah)