[FZ:] Then, from out of the corner from the stage, comes Roy Ralph Estrada, perturbed at the present situation within the Mothers.
[Roy:] Domino, Domino, Domino Biz-bo-OH, Domino Biz-bo-OH, Amen, Domino Biz-bo, Hallelujah, eh . . . [Ian:] Et cum spiritu tuo . . . [Roy:] Ian, I don’t think I qualify for the Mothers ([FZ:] They’re making up their lines as they go along, isn’t it thrilling?) [Ian:] Why, Roy? [Roy:] Because I don’t think I’m qualified. I think, I think I’m holding the group back because I’m a MEXICAN. And also because I don’t play bass good. [Ian:] I don’t care how you can play bass but we have NO MEXICANS in this group. [Roy:] And I wanna join your group. [Ian:] No Mexicans! [Roy:] I can sing opera, I have already quit, I cut my hair, I got all my shit together here. I can do it. [Ian:] I don’t care how you look you gotta be able to cut the part. [Roy:] I can sing. Please. Please, Ian, give me a CHANCE. [Ian:] I don’t believe you can sing. [Roy:] Ah, PLEASE! Ah, Ian, please, hear my PLEA! PLEASE, IAN! PLE-E-E-EASE! I can do it, give me a CHANCE! PLEASE! Please, IAN! ([FZ:] Try me!) [Roy:] BWAH-AH-AH-AH! Please! [Ian:] Okay Mexican [Roy:] Please? [Ian:] Okay Mexican [Roy:] Okay. [Ian:] Sing this note:
[Roy (with JCB):] You think everything gonna be alright.
[Ian:] Okay. You passed the first part of your audition. Now you gotta sing . . . [Roy:] Mi, mi, mi, mi . . .