I Am The Walrus – Frank Zappa (originally by The Beatles)

I am he
As you are he
As you are me
As we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I’m crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
(Better come now) Corporation T-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you’ve been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob

Mr. City
Policemen sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I’m crying, I’m crying, I’m crying, I’m crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don’t come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain (nice tan)

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob
G-goo goo g’ joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don’t you think the Joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I’m crying
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g’ joob
G-goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ joob
G-goo goo g’ joob goo
Juba juba juba