The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody’s gonna go to school today She’s going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn’t understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason ‘Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be sure
Oh, oh, oh tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean As it types to a waiting world And mother feels so shocked Father’s world is rocked And their thoughts turn to their own little girl Sweet sixteen ain’t that peachy keen Now, it ain’t so neat to admit defeat They can see no reasons ‘Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need oh, woah
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down Down, down Shoot it all down
All the playing’s stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys a while And school’s out early and soon we’ll be learning And the lesson today is how to die And then the bullhorn crackles And the captain tackles With the problems and the how’s and why’s And he can see no reasons ‘Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to die, die
Oh, oh, oh and the silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload And nobody’s gonna go to school today She’s going to make them stay at home And daddy doesn’t understand it He always said she was as good as gold And he can see no reason ‘Cause there are no reasons What reason do you need to be sure
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays
Tell me why I don’t like, I don’t like, I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like, I don’t like, (tell me why) I don’t like Mondays Tell me why I don’t like Mondays I want to shoot, the whole day down, uh, uh, uh