Another child born to the house – I hate children Raise him right so he won’t be a mouse – I hate children I hate it when they make lots of noise – I hate children And I broke my neck tripping over their toys – I hate children
[Chorus:] Shut your mouth you stupid little brat What you need’s a smack smack smack If I had my way I’d give you all away
I hate the crying that they make – I hate children Screaming and whining for a piece of cake – I hate Children I hate getting up late at night – I hate children To Check and see if the crying baby’s alright – I hate children
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Now you’re had you little monstrous kid – I hate children It’s of you that I’ll be rid – I hate children Do you see this toy it’s called a gun – I hate children And if you wanna live you’d better run – I hate children
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I hate children – I hate children I hate Children – I hate children Kill all children dead