Aww fucking hell these songs are good in they It’s amazing We need to do one thats like not as good as the others It will make the better ones sound good do you know what I mean You ,eat like one of them songs propel skip over and don’t listen to like Yeah it’s the one like you fast forward in the car Yeah something really boring I got a fucking idea why don’t we do a song about our heroes you know what people What we like and all that people what we wanna be like and all That’s mediocre as fuck No ones gonna fucking listen to that I’m turning it off before I’ve even fucking recorded it mate Put a beat on Xain lets rip a track
There’s loads of people I respect And each I select for a different aspect Wanna be like the man from Go Compare Or link Don King with his loverly hair Like Tony Montana in Scarface I wanna be like the Beast off of the Chase It’s not where your from it’s where your at I wanna be like Biggie but not as fat
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like the cast from All Allo I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like Martin Bashir
I wanna be like all of the Woo Town Clan Be a Ghostface Killah shopping in Cwmbran Like method Man have my own TV show Hanging out with Rake One smoking Endo I want to be like Gary Lineker that would be sweet Be on Match Of The Day with all the crisps I can eat Like Paul Mccartney when he was in Wings Or Michael Jackson before he did those terrible things
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like Bamber Gascoigne I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like Oliver Reed
There’s people in life I aspire to Wanna be like Jackie Chan doing Kung Foo Like Richard Madeley saying the wrong thing Or Frank Bruno when he stepped in the ring Like Jimi Hendrix but not as dead Or Kurt Cobain before he blew off his head I want to be like James Martin cooking a flan But most of all I want to be Batman
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like Craig David I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like John Craven
I want to be like all the people I love Like Jeremy Beadle with a time leather glove Imaging all the coolest fuckers you’ve ever seen Like being King Dong but with a tiny peen I wanna be like Blacklace do the Superman Or Gazza just before he got wrecked on the cans I don’t know why I said that I don’t even like soccer Rather be Lemmy form Moterhead coz he’s a rocker I wanna be like Arthur Lowe Don’t tell em Pike yo coz that’s my flow I wanna be like Les Dennis or Dustin Gee Or Tinhead from Brookside coz he’s proper GLC I wanna be like all my favourite stars Howard from Tomorrow’s World driving futuristic cars Or judith hann the list never ends And if I can’t be like them I like to think we’d be friends
I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like Howard from the Halifax adverts I wanna be like I wanna wanna be like Uh I wanna be like my mother coz she’s wicked